Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hey Fernando, You Can Leave

Dear Fernando Clavijo,

Let's face it, you're not very good (to say the least). There are only a few other coaches in the history of Major League Soccer that have managed to perform worse than you have. You've traded away great players for bupkiss, tied up large amounts of salary cap in unproductive players, in 3 drafts failed to unearth any players that remotely resemble Twellman, Joseph and other New England players you claim to have unearthed and flat out failed to win the vast majority of the time. It's an unfortunate reality that you're just not good enough even for a mickey mouse league like the MLS.

Fernando, if you ever realize that you need to do the right thing and resign, here are some jobs that are better suited for you.

NCAA DIVISION I MEN
COLLEGE ... OLD COACH ... NEW COACH
DUKE John Rennie ... TBA
SIENA Charlie Curto ... TBA job posting
VILLANOVA Larry Sullivan ...TBA job posting
WOFFORD Matt Kern ... TBA

NCAA DIVISION I WOMEN
COLLEGE ... OLD COACH ... NEW COACH
ALABAMA Don Staley ... Todd Bramble (Clemson head coach)
BAYLOR George Van Linder ... TBA
BUFFALO Jean-A Tassy ... TBA job posting
CINCINNATI Meridy Glenn ... TBA job posting
CLEMSON Todd Bramble ... TBA
ELON Chris Webb ...TBA job posting
GREEN BAY Quinn Ross ... TBA job posting
IOWA STATE Rebecca Hornbacher ... TBA
LAMAR Matthew Dillon ... TBA job posting
MICHIGAN Debbie Rademacher ... TBA job posting
OKLAHOMA Randy Evans ... TBA job posting
SAN JOSE STATE Dave Siracusa 4-15-2 TBA
TROY STATE Diana Niland ... TBA
TULSA Rena Richardson ... TBA job posting
VERMONT Kerry Dziczkaniec ... TBA job posting
WYOMING Anne Moore ...TBA

Sincerely,
Fans Concerned For The Beautiful Game

2 comments:

Bonji said...

Hah! Imagine FC leaving the cushy six figure salary for the Troy State women's team.

madripper said...

I would feel awful for the loyal fans of the Troy State women's team. Forced to watch their team sink slightly below mediocore.

FC's got some inside information on Plush, or they both have it on Stan. Can't think of any other reason one of them hasn't lost their job yet.

-Ben!