Sunday, December 16, 2007

Dear Leslie, I Am Your Man

Dear Leslie,

I see that you have a love for cheese. That isn't surprising considering that you're from Brookfield, Wisconsin. The problem is, and you may not be aware of it yet, you grew up 300 miles from from Ellsworth, Wisconsin. How is that a problem? Ellsworth is the cheese curd capital of Wisconsin.

Luckily for you my sweet dairy addict, I am very familiar with Ellsworth. My father grew up on a farm just down the road from Ellsworth. And I grew up not far from it either. The next time you have some free time and are ready to experience what should be known as the best cheese curds in the world, give me a call. I'd be more than happy to meet up with you at the the Ellsworth Co-op Creamery so we can munch on some curds together in a clothing-optional setting.

Sincerely 100% In Love With Your Love For Cheese,

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