Southampton's Theiving Duo

I've been trying to write about Southampton more often lately. I really do follow them a lot; I just haven't written much about them. Unfortunately it looks like there will be plenty to write about between their relegation fight and, most recently, the fact that Bradley Wright-Philips (yes, Shaun Wright-Philips' little brother) and Nathan Dyer were busted stealing up in Portsmouth. Seriously, what were these guys thinking? Getting caught stealing while having a night out on the town? I could understand it a bit if they had gone out for a nigh on the town in London. But Portsmouth? What's next? Are they going to resort to stealing sinks with Ben May and Glen Johnson???